Monday, January 18, 2010

Bus Drivers!

Rant 4 of the day! There’s almost nothing I detest more than having a dickhead bus driver. So there I was, getting on the bus heading home. I give him some change for the fair which is 5p over, and what does the bastard say? “At least give me the right amount of money. ” As if i'm going to fekking spare you the trauma of using your brain for five seconds to work out that you owe me 5 pence. As if I give a shit about you and your miserable job. The whole reason you’re a bus driver is probably because you failed all of your GCEs in school, and the only thing you did pass was either how to drive or a turd! For fek sake it’s only 5p. Work it the hell out you ignorant shit. If you’re going to be a prick about it, then i’m going to hand you a £50 note next time and let you work that out.

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